Driving Test


Here’s Me Wha !


Looking for something funny to write in a card for someone who’s passed their driving test? Or maybe a witty quote for saying when you wish them congrats?

  1. Well done on passing your test! Just remember that anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac.
  2. You’ll be a great driver. A little tip though… When everything’s coming your way, you’re definitely in the wrong lane.
  3. Well done on learning how to use a car. Now onto the dishwasher, lawnmower and vacuum cleaner!
  4. Many congrats to you! The next challenge is to collect four speeding tickets and then you get a bicycle.
  5. Congrats on not being a bus w***er anymore!
  6. Don’t worry – driving is easy, it’s dealing with crazy people that’s hard.
  7. I’ve alerted the traffic helicopter that you’ve passed…they’ve entered your car details into their GPS.
  8. Now you just have to worry about how you are going to get the examiners teeth marks off the dashboard!
  9. Remember, if you don’t swear while driving, you’re not paying attention to the road!
  10. The colours red, white and blue celebrate freedom… until they’re flashing behind you..
  11. I see all that practice on GTA finally paid off – well done to you!

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  • Made from luxury 300 gsm hammered effect card
  • Large format – 147mm x 147mm
  • High quality ribbed, brown envelope
  • Blank on the inside
  • Packaged in a cellophane sleeve

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Have a look at this blog post to see other ideas for what to write in a driving test pass card!