Looking for something funny to write in a card for someone who’s passed their driving test? Or maybe a witty quote for saying when you wish them congrats?
- Well done on passing your test! Just remember that anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac.
- You’ll be a great driver. A little tip though… When everything’s coming your way, you’re definitely in the wrong lane.
- Well done on learning how to use a car. Now onto the dishwasher, lawnmower and vacuum cleaner!
- Many congrats to you! The next challenge is to collect four speeding tickets and then you get a bicycle.
- Congrats on not being a bus w***er anymore!
- Don’t worry – driving is easy, it’s dealing with crazy people that’s hard.
- I’ve alerted the traffic helicopter that you’ve passed…they’ve entered your car details into their GPS.
- Now you just have to worry about how you are going to get the examiners teeth marks off the dashboard!
- Remember, if you don’t swear while driving, you’re not paying attention to the road!
- The colours red, white and blue celebrate freedom… until they’re flashing behind you..
- I see all that practice on GTA finally paid off – well done to you!
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Have a look at this blog post to see other ideas for what to write in a driving test pass card!